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The Demon's Fist

2005-09-07T16:52:51Z

Schwabus: /* Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'' */

[[Category:The Demon's Fist]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===[[:Category:Episode 1:The Dig|Episode 1:The Dig]]===
[[Part 1:The Commission]]
 ''...in which bottles are bought and broken, a contract is signed, and Tick is made to carry someone's portable battering ram.''

[[Part 2:Whispers on the Train]]
 ''...in which many people crowd outside a door, a suspicious request is made, and Schwabus rides in baggage.''

[[Part 3:Hope and the Jungle]]
 ''...in which they find a guide, tresspass on ceremonial grounds, and Vincent has trouble with blindness.''

[[Part 4:The Dig]]
 ''...in which ghosts are spooked, lizardfolk spit acid, and the ogre paying them rudely dissapears.''

[[Part 5:A return to Hope]]
 ''...in which a better guide is found, a deal is made, and Codee gets a new hat.''

[[Part 6:The Black Pyramid]]
 ''...in which they learn about teleporters, look too closely into vats of poison, and Brannek saves some lizardfolk.''

[[Part 7:Soulknife Guardians]]
 ''...in which they all receive medals, a crystal causes some trouble, and Tick gets turned off.''

[[Part 9:T-Rex Attack]]
 ''...in which ropes are cut, an accusation is made, and Qasq needs a new foot.''

===[[:Category:Episode 2:Revelations|Episode 2:Revelations]]===
*[[:Category:Part 1:Xaxxrrax's Insight|Part 1:Xaxxrrax's Insight]]
''...in which yet another person wants an artifact, a demon is debated, and Codee won't take off her circlet''
*[[:Category:Part 2:Research|Part 2:Research]]
''...in which they learn about rakshasa, a few books are read, and Qasq makes a new foot.''
*[[:Category:Part 3:Sharn and Aureon's Voice|Part 3:Sharn and Aureon's Voice]]
''...in which temples are visited, incense burned, and Vincent discovers he is very unwelcome in town.''
*[[:Category:Part 4:Aparratus Thieves|Part 4:Aparratus Thieves]]
''...in which they bargain for transportation, a submarine is aquired, and Schwabus visits the nudie bars.''
*[[:Category:Part 5:The Cloud's Destiny|Part 5:The ''Cloud's Destiny'']]
''...in which elementals crash, a vampire appears, and the dinosaur makes a narrow escape.''

===[[:Category:Episode 3:The Fall of the Cloud's Destiny|Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'']]===
*[[Part 1:Creepy Crawlies in the dark]]
''...in which no one gets a good night sleep, a few spiders are killed, and Schwabus plays victim.''
*[[Part 2:The Farmhouse]]
''...in which they are framed for murder, a vampire is slain, and someone wants to burn Codee alive.''
*[[Part 3:Xaxxrrax again?]]
''...in which Schwabus is pronounced Pope of all Halflings.''

The Demon's Fist

2005-09-07T16:52:37Z

Schwabus: /* Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'' */

The Demon's Fist

2005-09-07T16:52:13Z

Schwabus: /* Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'' */

[[Category:The Demon's Fist]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===[[:Category:Episode 1:The Dig|Episode 1:The Dig]]===
[[Part 1:The Commission]]
 ''...in which bottles are bought and broken, a contract is signed, and Tick is made to carry someone's portable battering ram.''

[[Part 2:Whispers on the Train]]
 ''...in which many people crowd outside a door, a suspicious request is made, and Schwabus rides in baggage.''

[[Part 3:Hope and the Jungle]]
 ''...in which they find a guide, tresspass on ceremonial grounds, and Vincent has trouble with blindness.''

[[Part 4:The Dig]]
 ''...in which ghosts are spooked, lizardfolk spit acid, and the ogre paying them rudely dissapears.''

[[Part 5:A return to Hope]]
 ''...in which a better guide is found, a deal is made, and Codee gets a new hat.''

[[Part 6:The Black Pyramid]]
 ''...in which they learn about teleporters, look too closely into vats of poison, and Brannek saves some lizardfolk.''

[[Part 7:Soulknife Guardians]]
 ''...in which they all receive medals, a crystal causes some trouble, and Tick gets turned off.''

[[Part 9:T-Rex Attack]]
 ''...in which ropes are cut, an accusation is made, and Qasq needs a new foot.''

===[[:Category:Episode 2:Revelations|Episode 2:Revelations]]===
*[[:Category:Part 1:Xaxxrrax's Insight|Part 1:Xaxxrrax's Insight]]
''...in which yet another person wants an artifact, a demon is debated, and Codee won't take off her circlet''
*[[:Category:Part 2:Research|Part 2:Research]]
''...in which they learn about rakshasa, a few books are read, and Qasq makes a new foot.''
*[[:Category:Part 3:Sharn and Aureon's Voice|Part 3:Sharn and Aureon's Voice]]
''...in which temples are visited, incense burned, and Vincent discovers he is very unwelcome in town.''
*[[:Category:Part 4:Aparratus Thieves|Part 4:Aparratus Thieves]]
''...in which they bargain for transportation, a submarine is aquired, and Schwabus visits the nudie bars.''
*[[:Category:Part 5:The Cloud's Destiny|Part 5:The ''Cloud's Destiny'']]
''...in which elementals crash, a vampire appears, and the dinosaur makes a narrow escape.''

===[[:Category:Episode 3:The Fall of the Cloud's Destiny|Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'']]===
*[[Part 1:Creepy Crawlies in the dark]]
''...in which no one gets a good night sleep, a few spiders are killed, and Schwabus plays victim.''
*[[Part 2:The Farmhouse]]
''...in which they are framed for murder, a vampire is slain, and someone wants to burn Codee alive.''
*[[Part 3:Xaxxrrax again?]]
'...in which Schwabus is pronounced Pop of all Halflings.''

Category talk:Eberron

2005-08-30T15:55:15Z

Schwabus:

This guy who dies and finds himself in Hell. However, hell was nothing like he had expected. It was a huge bar, swarming with beautiful blondes. And behind the main bar were dozens of liquor bottles, with labels of the finest liquors known to man. So the guy moseys up to the bar, intending to partake of the booze and the women. "I'll have a shot of your finest bourbon," he told the bartender.

"See all those bottles?" asked the bartender. "They all have holes in the bottom."

"That's too bad," said the guy. "But at least there's still the women."

"Yep," replied the barkeep, "but they don't."

User talk:Schwabus

2005-08-30T15:54:06Z

Schwabus:

Never blow in a cat's ear because if you do, usually after three or four times, they will bite your lips! And they don't let go for at least a minute.

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-29T18:05:34Z

Schwabus: /* Episode 3:The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny'' */

Part 9:T-Rex Attack

2005-08-29T18:03:57Z

Schwabus:

"aaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!" 
-Qaxqiel (after having his foot bit off by a Tyranasaurus)
 
"Suffer, bitch!" 
-Schwabus (to Qaxqiel after having his foot bit off by a Tyranasaurus)

[[Category:Episode 1:The Dig]]

Fisted By the Demon

2005-08-28T20:39:53Z

Schwabus:

#REDIRECT [[The Demon's Fist]]

Help:Contents

2005-08-28T20:38:29Z

Schwabus: /* Creating a new page */

==Basic Help==
===Editing a page===
Click anywhere you see an "edit" link. Then proceed to change text and muck around!

[[Help:editing|More Editing Help!]]

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Help:Contents

2005-08-28T20:38:11Z

Schwabus: /* Creating a new page */

Codee

2005-08-28T04:38:25Z

Schwabus:

"I don't like her hat." 
-Schwabus

Jon Bristow

2005-08-27T01:36:19Z

Schwabus:

[[Category:Bristow family]]In the year 1984, a great event occured in Los Angeles County. The Olympics came to Los Angeles, and the world danced together in harmony and honey sweet goodness. Unfortunately, our story does not begin there, and will never return there either. Two years prior, in 1982, Jonathan Grant Bristow Junior was born to J. Grant Bristow and Joan M. Bristow on Monday, December 27th in the suburban city of [[Glendale]].

Little happened there until two years later, Jonathan got a little brother, and the family decided to move out to [[West Covina]], where, three years after that, Jonathan's sisters were born (both on the same day!). Jonathan attended school at St. Christopher's Parish School, and was promptly labeled "The Smart Kid," and therefore was awarded free heckling, and a lifetime's supply of boredom. In the fifth grade, the school got tired of Jonathan being all uppity and reading things like [[Hunt for Red October]], [[Jurassic Park]], and the [[Lord of the Rings]] while doing no work, and still getting straight a's. Jonathan was summarily skipped a grade, and thus never really attended 6th grade. This move marked an important shift in Jonathan's social position. He was moved from the oddball brain who was sort of tolerated, to the oddball brainiac who wasn't tolerated at all.

High School marked an important shift for Jonathan, and in 1996, he attended [[Damien High School]] as a freshman. At this all boys school, Jonathan learned that it was more fun to be odd than hip, so he decided to embark upon a campaign to be as odd as possible. In his junior year, he found a solid group of friends and allies among the goths, the geeks, and the nerds.

After High School, Jon moved on to bigger and better things. After a less than spectacular showing in that arena, he attended the University of California, San Diego in La Jolla California. For two years, Jon trudged through the morass of [[Eleanor Roosevelt College]] general education requirements, until he reached his darkest hour. Brimming with angst and on-campus cafeteria food, Jon decided to stay the course and complete his Computer Science degree instead of changing to a dual Creative Writing and Drama major.

Currently, Jon has completed his Bachelor's degree in [[Computer Science]], and maintains a mild life in suburban San Diego as a [[webmaster]]. This mild mannered computer science professional is only a normal everyday engineer.

Or is he?

Yes. Yes he is.
==Links==
<ul><li>[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonthegm Jon's Flickr gallery]
<li>[http://blog.lapsedatheist.com Jon's Blog]
<li>[http://www.forumopolis.com Forumopolis: Where Jon spends a lot of time]
<li>[http://www.myspace.com/jonthegm Jon's Myspace profile]
<li>[http://wumba.lapsedatheist.com/ Clan Wum Ba, Jon's World of Warcraft clan]
<li>[mailto:jbristow@lapsedatheist.com Send Jon some email]
</ul>

Schwabus

2005-08-27T01:30:53Z

Schwabus:

The best Halfling Cleric of House Jorasco ever. 
You see this shit? 
None of you got this shit! 
Ya'll ain't shit to me!

Schwabus

2005-08-27T00:39:21Z

Schwabus:

The best Halfling Cleric of house Jorasco ever. 
You see this shit? 
None of you got this shit! 
Ya'll ain't shit to me!

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:59:03Z

Schwabus: /* Creepy Crawlies in the dark */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-[[Schwabus]]

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-[[Schwabus]]

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
"GIT!" 
-[[Schwabus]]

====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
"Whoever designs a pyramid and fills it with teleportating spaces should have his nuts chewed off by wild stoats." 
-[[Schwabus]]

====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
"Fuck Xaxxrrax. 
"Fuck Xaxxrrax in the ass with a broken bottle." 
-[[Schwabus]]

====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====
"...was to splatter all over [whereever we are]." 
-[[Schwabus]]

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
"Sixty points of fucking damage. 
"Someone's gonna pay." 
-Schwabus

====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:55:17Z

Schwabus: /* The ''Cloud's Destiny'' */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
"GIT!" 
-Schwabus

====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
"Whoever designs a pyramid and fills it with teleportating spaces should have his nuts chewed off by wild stoats." 
-Schwabus

====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
"Fuck Xaxxrrax. 
"Fuck Xaxxrrax in the ass with a broken bottle." 
-Schwabus

====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====
"...was to splatter all over [whereever we are]." 
-Schwabus

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:52:40Z

Schwabus: /* Xaxxrrax's Insight */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
"GIT!" 
-Schwabus

====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
"Whoever designs a pyramid and fills it with teleportating spaces should have his nuts chewed off by wild stoats." 
-Schwabus

====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
"Fuck Xaxxrrax. 
"Fuck Xaxxrrax in the ass with a broken bottle." 
-Schwabus

====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:50:52Z

Schwabus: /* The Dig */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
"GIT!" 
-Schwabus

====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
"Whoever designs a pyramid and fills it with teleportating spaces should have his nuts chewed off by wild stoats." 
-Schwabus

====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:50:11Z

Schwabus: /* The Black Pyramid */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
"Whoever designs a pyramid and fills it with teleportating spaces should have his nuts chewed off by wild stoats." 
-Schwabus

====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:48:16Z

Schwabus: /* Whispers on the Train */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"THIS IS MY SPACE! YOU CAN HAVE THAT SPACE OVER THERE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:47:24Z

Schwabus: /* Whispers on the Train */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
"My SPACE!" 
-Schwabus

====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:46:49Z

Schwabus: /* The Commission */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..." 
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

The Demon's Fist

2005-08-26T23:46:36Z

Schwabus: /* The Commission */

[[Category:Eberron]]
A biweekly Eberron campaign run by [[Jon Bristow]].
==Heroes==
===The Sharn Collection Agency===
*[[The Sharn Collection Agency|Their history]]
==Allies==
*[[Xaxxrrax]]
*[[House Deneith]]
*[[The Golden Scale Lizardfolk]]
*<strike>[[The Library of Korranberg]]</strike>
==Villains==
*[[Djanruti]]
*[[Lucan Stellos]] ''(deceased)''
*[[The Emerald Claw]]
*The Mysterious Soulknives ''(deceased)''
*[[Clan Boromar]]

==The Story So Far==
===Episode 1: The Dig===
Hired by the Library of Korranberg to investigate an archaelogical dig in Q'Barra, the party sets out for the jungle. They find lizardfolk, changelings, a Tyrranosaurus, and other things waiting for them.
====The Commission====
"Didn't we have some other clown's with us? Like there was this fat guy, and a drunk... and a bee keeper... I think. 
"Ah whatever..."
-Schwabus

====Whispers on the Train====
====Hope and the Jungle====
====The Dig====
====A return to Hope====
====The Black Pyramid====
====Soulknife Guardians====
====T-Rex Attack====
===Episode 2: Revelations===
Saved by [[Xaxxrrax]] from the jaws of the T-Rex, the party travels to Sharn, only to be told that they need to go to Aundair to find the information they need.
====Xaxxrrax's Insight====
====Research====
====Sharn and Aureon's Voice====
====Aparratus Thieves====
====The ''Cloud's Destiny''====

===Episode 3: The Fall of the ''Cloud's Destiny''===
From the rubble of the crashed airship, the party makes its way towards Fairhaven, only to run afoul of Paladins, Vampires, and lots and lots of spiders.
====The Emerald Claw attacks====
====Creepy Crawlies in the dark====
====The Farmhouse====
====Xaxxrrax again?====

Wum Ba

2005-08-26T23:41:16Z

Schwabus:

[http://wumba.lapsedatheist.com Wum Ba]
"Wum Ba" is the celebratory cry of an ancient Tasmanian male who has just ejaculated inside of his mate.
It loosely translates as “Take it, bitch, take it all!”

Main Page

2005-08-26T23:34:23Z

Schwabus:

Welcome to Jon's Wiki.

This is really just a place to write stuff down. You're welcome to help Jon out if you want, he doesn't mind.

Some links to start with:
<ul><li>[[Jon Bristow]]
<li>[[:Category:Eberron|Eberron]]
<li>[[Unknown Armies]]
<li>[[Wum Ba]]</ul>

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