Semi-humorous rant #1 Wherein I begin my ranting career, muse upon roommate quality, complain a bit, and explain why I started ranting.

Semi-humorous rant #2 Wherein I rail against the establishment, and their ever pressing urges to take classes to make me a "well rounded" individual. Junk food is bad enough! Damn the man!

Semi-humorous rant #3 Wherein I contemplate the inner meaning behind CS12, have an embarrassing moment with a watch, and generally mope about like a whiny person.

Semi-humorous rant #4 Wherein I speak at length about women, and my inability to bag one.

Semi-humorous rant #5 Wherein the superiority of geeks everywhere is reaffirmed, and the ranks of the goths and the jocks are made to bow to me like silly children.

Semi-humorous rant #6 Wherein the origins of skiing are discussed.

Semi-humorous rant #7 Wherein I attend a play, and the adventures that ensue. Also, the fountain of blood makes an unexpected appearance.

Semi-humorous rant #8 Wherein finals sneak up upon me, and I rail once against the establishment. Also, I prove once and for all I am not that bitter.

Semi-humorous rant #9 Wherein I ramble at random about television, my similarity to a sitcom, and marriage proposals.

Semi-humorous rant #10 Wherein I prattle on about ebay purchases, and the terrible affliction hounding so many people. STOP THAT!

Semi-humorous rant #11 Wherein I tell about the secret of bears.