jonthegm - World Wide Web
pVp Forum parody

World Wide Web, Francis, desperado, haxxor
No you don't want nada
None of this, gun in this, brotha runnin this
quake playin' soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any server that's in distress
Be out of that mess when they meet Francis
Haxxors so go check the page and abide
Disrespect my skilz and get a virus inside

Swallow your pride, don't have time to react
You're gonna see my shot where your head be at
With Devilfish, from the start of this
Runnin' the game,
Francis tamin the web so remember the name

Now who ya gonna call?
Not the G.B.'s
Now who you gonna call?
S K U double L

If you play a game with lamers wanna whine
Break out before you're zerg rushed on the

(World Wide Web)
When I log onto the (World Wide Web)
When I jack into the (World Wide Web)
When I connect to the (World Wide Web)
Sir Wulf, Sir Wulf

We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web

Now, now, now, now
once upon a time on the web
Mad man lost his damn mind on the web
Powers, stinking up the place, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test
(can you feel me)
Then through the phone lines,
on the modem, ready for mayhem
Bring all your clans in, here come the lamers
Behind my back, all the hackin' ya did
Front and center, now where your mouse at kid?

Who dat is? A mean playa, bad for your health
Looking damn good though,
if I could say it myself
Told me Powers is a mad man,
but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done

Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is
I'm the quickest as they is,
did I say I'm the slickest they is?
So if you typin up the wrong key we coming,
don't be startin nothing
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Powers
Can't stand the heat
then get out the World Wide Web

We going straight to (when I log onto the)
the World Wide Web (when I jack into the)
We going straight to (when I connect to the)
the World Wide Web
We going straight to the World Wide Web
We going straight to the World Wide Web

Get your switches
Get your cables
Get your cables

To any kiddies trying to hack, thinkin we're whack
Any of us can beat you with a little ol' mac
Don't even think about it,
wheel mouse, your mama's house
double click and drag, just don't lag, louse...

On past sundown, surfin around
See where the lamers are to be found
and make 'em lay down
The defenders of the web
Crushin on script kiddies on the net
Don't mess with us cuz we're on the
(World Wide Web)

We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web
We logging on to the World Wide Web, come on

(World Wide Web)
When I log on to the
(World Wide Web)
When I jack into the
We logging on to the World Wide Web
(the World Wide Web)
(World Wide Web) Whoo, uh
(World Wide Web) Ha ha ha ha
(World Wide Web) Uh Wulf, Wulf
(World Wide Web)
I done done it again y'all done done it again
(World Wide Web) Ha ha ha ha
(World Wide Web) Big Jon, sir Wulf, uh
(World Wide Web) Big Jon, sir Wulf ha ha ha ha
(World Wide Web) The World Wide Web
(World Wide Web) Uh
(World Wide Web) One time
(World Wide Web) Uh
(World Wide Web) The World Wide Web
bring in the heat, bring in the heat, what?
(World Wide Web)
(World Wide Web) Uh can't stop the zerg rush....
The World Wide (the World Wide Web)