11:47 Daniel gets yelled at to sit back down in his chair.
An unsubstantiated reference by the teacher about "it will only get more painful."

11:48 The teacher says "Gentlemen... and Mr. Smith."
"Whirlwind tour of information" proposed by the teacher.

11:49 Someone passes gas.

11:50 Weird passage poster is explained. The class is confused, yet quiet.

11:51 John is berated for talking and sent to the back of the room.
NO REHASHING!!!
Test "Mondee!"

11:52 100 point test met with moaning, "whoa"'s, and low chattering. Subsequently, it is moved to "Toosdee."

11:53 Madame Bovarie is available for a reasonable price.

11:54 Matt asks if the class can "do another Poetry Anthology." Chaos breaks out.

11:55 Brian leaves to use the restroom.
Oscar complains about being behind in the work.

11:56 EVIL DUTCHMEN!!!
Brian returns, and Daniel leaves to use the restroom.
John slams his book on the desk.

11:57 The word "bona fide" (pronounced here BONE A FYDE) is met with utter chaos.

11:58 Daniel returns, Alex leaves to use the restroom. There is no pass, and the teacher threatens to eliminate "T"s for the day.

12:00 Several watches beep.
Alex returns from the restroom.

12:02 WASP ATTACK! CHAOS!
Tom opens the back door.

12:03 Alex and John are told to ignore the wasp.

12:04 The teacher entertains the class with an analogy about Star Trek.

12:05 Question about lying without words. Chaos ensues.

12:06 Question about the significance of clothes. Several references to nudity are uttered.

12:08 DUGS! Momentary chaos ensues.
John is sent to the way back of the class.

12:10 Marco goes to the bathroom.
Tom takes the attendance.

12:14 Marco returns.

12:15 Sean uses the restroom.

12:18 Sean returns, and John leaves to go to the bathroom.
There is much ado about missing hall passes.

12:21 Marco is interrupted by the teacher
Tom returns
"Swing low, sweet carrion..."

12:25 Class is stopped while Sean is mumbling.
Matt leaves to use the restroom.

12:26 Daniel is woken up.

12:27 A multitude of "yeah"s are uttered in response to John's statement that "political correctness is a euphemism."

12:28 The teacher tells a story about one of his college professors.

12:29 The teacher goes off about a party he went to.

12:30 "253" is uttered repeatedly.

12:31 The Star Trek analogy is revisited.
Matt returns.

12:32 The teacher interrupts Vinny.

12:33 Oldies are passed back.

12:34 Murmuring begins, and people pack up.

12:35 WASP ATTACK! (part 2)
Allergic reactions are feigned by people.

12:36 Whistling and a general music concert ensues.
Swearing, laughter, and shouting ensue.

12:37 END OF CLASS