It was just one of those days, you know, when you don't want to wake up. Everything is ::cough::, and everything sucks, and you don't know why, but you want to justify, oh, wait, crap.

WRITER'S NOTE: Um, can you guys like ignore this part please? Thanks.

So me and my droogies, we were a bunch of fine malchicks, with our fine platties and horrorshow kick-boots, and shiny britvas. We were walking around, govoreeting about some ptitsas and thinking about peeting a cup of chai. I left on my oddy knocky to go find a malenky bit of fun, you viddy?

WRITER'S NOTE: Whoops, how did my nasdat lesson paper get in here?

Have you ever seen a Russian drinking water? Of course not, they're always drinking Vodka. You got to keep your bodily fluids pure. That's what America is all about. We can't keep America pure if we don't keep our bodily fluids pure. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go answer to the Coca-Cola company! Gentlemen! There'll be no fighting in the war room!

WRITER'S NOTE: That movie is so freaking cool. It really is. Nothing like watching a black and white picture where half the cast is played by Peter Sellers. I mean, how many American comedies end with the world being destroyed in a nuclear holocaust? Not more than half a dozen I wouldn't think. Someone remind me to pick up the Special Edition DVD when it comes out...

Wow, that's really quite a simple dance once you get the hang of it. I mean, there's really nothing to it at all. It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight. Do the pelvic thrusts, and you're going insayayayayayane...

WRITER'S NOTE: I'm crazy. Yeah, well that's what they said about Son of Sam too.

And so Jon, the great pokemon trainer vanquished the entire gym of bird pokemon trainers with only his trusty Totodile by his side. With the threat of grass pokemon looming in the distance, Jon begins to worry that he does not have enough money to buy Pokeballs from the Pokemart. Totodile looks gravely at his master. "Dile, toto, todile!" Jon looks down at his first pokemon, "You're right Totodile, we'll catch some really wicked steel type pokemon soon! That ought to take care of those nasty grass pokemon."

WRITER'S NOTE: That in no way represents what I do not do in my spare time. CRAP!!! ATTACK OF THE DOUBLE NEGATIVE!

And so it came to pass that Ozrael came down to SailorMercury is Hot and said "There is no pixel rendering of a spoon." And SMiH of course paid due homage and said thus: "Whoa." And Whiskey Jack didst verily fire off several firearms into numerous bystanders. And Baator poked the weasels truely until they could take no more. Nedra most succesfully kept the fiendish beaver at bay, and Barbie mightily tossed a tantrum of her temper.

WRITER'S NOTE: JANE STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!!

Bonus points to anyone who can name all of the obscure pop culture references used!