"Druids don't eat people."
-Ron

"The hobgoblin dance of seduction."
-Hal

"I'm gonna roll to pickpocket the dildo."
-Victor

"See! We should have talked like I said."
-Seth, as the Bugbear destroys the entire party.

"How much money do I get for the bugbear and the barbarian?"
-Victor

"If it's got a pet quasit it can't be that good."
-Victor

::several dice rattling, the damage from a hill giant::
-Ron

"Can I be the devil?"
-Eli

"Jake, goal in life?" -Ron
::choking on water:: "BREATHING!" -Jake

"Now we know what pisses them off." -A
"Jon!" -Everyone

"Oh look, we're all in a straight line..."
-Jon

"You gotta remember to put us in the back."
-Eli

"Please don't take Chohag's fingers."
-Vanth

"Do gnomes make good firewood?"
-Jon

"Are you a half-orc, or are you just retarded?"
-Jon

"Is 'schmuck' a common word?"
-Hal

"So you're humm... passed out and fine?"
-Ron

"The thoqqua is dead, the dagger is melted, you take one damage, and you're on fire." -Ron
"So I'm knocked out." -Eli
"AND on fire." -Ron

"I'm going to cast Create Popcorn"
-Hal

"So why were you going to pee on me?"
-A

"Why does the grim reaper have nipples?"
-Katie

"With typical Urky efficiency."
-Hal

"I'm wondering what the procedure is for running like hell in a situation like this."
-Victor

"This is a bright green see through tree frog." -Jon
"Made of lime jello?" -Victor

"How hard is it to do head shots in 3rd ed.?"
-Jon, during negotiations with the evil druid.

"Rubbery bastard."
-Jon

"Now we've got a slippery paladin."
-Victor

"In one round you deflated a frog and dropped a wizard."
-Hal

"And afterwards, I'm going to take a flying f*ck ath the moon."
-Victor

"Is that a full round action or can I kick him too?"
-Hal

"Back that druid up."
-Jon

"Again with amazing Urky efficiency."
-Jake

"Dude! I didn't fall that hard."
-Jon

"Do you know any gods personally?"
-Elric

"You used to be a barbarian, but then you died."
-Victor

"Is there any mention of zombies?"
-Elric

"Is it bolitar if it involves a robot?"
-Victor

"Ahh, I love the smell of nerds in the evening."
-Jon, after some girls claimed that it smelled good in the room.

"What I have trouble finding is retard porn."
-Victor