Scenario 1
jonthegm: ummm...
Generic Girl #1:
jtgm: woooooouuuu...
GG#1: [leaves]

Scenario 2
jtgm: Hey, wanna go catch a movie?
GG#2: can Sally and Sharon and Sarah and Susan and Serena come too? Ooh, and I guess Jon and Joe and Jeremy and Jason and James and...
jtgm: [leaves]

Scenario 3
GG#3: Jon? Can you fix my computer?
jtgm: Sure! [goes out, fixes the computer]
GG#3: Thanks!
jtgm: [leaves]
jtgm: D'OH!

Scenario 4
GG#4: Hey Jon, what's up?
jtgm: Nuthin much, just sitting around, playing UltraGoreFest2000, it's really cool, you can see the blood spatter off the wall at 300 gigatexels a megabyte...[random jargon]
UGF2000: BOOM! SPLAT!
GG#4: [leaves]
jtgm: and the frame rate tops out about 60fps at 1024 and the woggle eats the jimmy while going sprockety...

Scenario 5
GG#2: and Jimmy and Jesus and Jorge and Jiang and...
jtgm: [leaves]

Scenario 6
GG#5: [pours out her heart and soul]
jtgm: Thats okay, it'll be all better tomorrow [hugs GG#5]
GG#5: I wish I could find some guy who would listen...
jtgm: What about me?
GG#5: But you're like a brother to me!
jtgm: [leaves]

Scenario 7
GG#6: Hey wanna go catch dinner and a movie?
jtgm: NO! I'm sick and tired of you women taunting me like this!
GG#6: [leaves]
jtgm: S**T!