WesleySakamoto : now we wait for job
WesleySakamoto : jon
Big at ERC : job?
Big at ERC : I'm not that bad off
Indy CC : hey jon
WesleySakamoto : no, missed the key next to yah
Indy CC : so why was this meeting called to order?
Big at ERC : I hereby induct both of you into the D3
Indy CC : dada?
Big at ERC : no, the D3
Indy CC : dadadadadadad
Indy CC : explain
Big at ERC : the Dumb Dating Dorks
WesleySakamoto : because my special forces have have been ambushed, i need your carrier battle group to fly in jon's marines
WesleySakamoto : what?
Indy CC : explain more
WesleySakamoto : Dating Dorks?
Big at ERC : There's only one rule, you have to be ineligible for membership by Febuary 28, 2002
WesleySakamoto : what?
Indy CC : you really need to explain entirely
Indy CC : what is a dating dork and why am I one
WesleySakamoto : i'm lost dude
WesleySakamoto : hell, why the hell am i one?
Indy CC : and bleh
Big at ERC : ok, the D3 is an association we're forming
Indy CC : we're, as in who?
Big at ERC : my friend and his friend, who put me in, who is putting you in
Big at ERC : anyway
Indy CC : bleh
Big at ERC : rule #1
Indy CC : procede
Big at ERC : you must be single
Big at ERC : rule #2
Indy CC : and what if im not?
Big at ERC : then you're ineligible at this time, but you may gain membership at a future date
Big at ERC : rule the second
Indy CC : just checking
Indy CC : b/c i am single
Big at ERC : you have to be rejected and or dumped at least once in the last year
Big at ERC : rule #3
Indy CC : say you were never formally rejected
Indy CC : you were just postponed
Big at ERC : that's the same thing
Indy CC : sure sure
Indy CC : procede
Indy CC : (Steve ready to jump Jon?)
Big at ERC : rule the third: you must be ineligible before Febuary 28th 2002
Indy CC : why is that
Big at ERC : otherwise you lose
Indy CC : and what does that mean
Big at ERC : (I'm not sure what that means either)
Indy CC : and who cares if you win or lose?
Big at ERC : I'm not sure of that either
Indy CC : doesn't matter i have resigned to getting a woman by the end of the semester or else...
Big at ERC : but we liked the word dork
Indy CC : i just dont get it
Indy CC : i dont see the point
Indy CC : what is it that I am exactly losing?
Big at ERC : there is no point, it's more of an ego-booster thingy
Big at ERC : like a club
Indy CC : trying to do an AMerican Pie thing eh?
Indy CC : everyone helps each other get laid
Big at ERC : haven't seen it
Big at ERC : nono
Big at ERC : you must be autonomous
Indy CC : hhhmmm i dont know about this Jon
Indy CC : does Jake know youve gone off the deep end?
Indy CC : Steve speak up for god sakes
Big at ERC : know
Big at ERC : I mean, no, jake does not know
Big at ERC : I've been off the deep end for a while, it's just been more pronounced lately
Indy CC : no wonder
Indy CC : so why feb 28?
Big at ERC : that's the date, I didn't make it
Big at ERC : this isn't a bristow Idea
Indy CC : isnt a bristow idea eh, then whose concauction is it?
Indy CC : but is there a reason for the date
Indy CC : is it random
Indy CC : is there a purpose
Big at ERC : my friends mike and mike
Indy CC : and what the hell is the point of the club?
Big at ERC : it's to know that there are more than one of us who's a single guy who's struck out more than he's even fouled
Indy CC : maybe i will be disjoined by the end of next week
Big at ERC : maybe
Indy CC : i mean since daniella i have asked a girl out and she aid no, maybe i will ask another only to say yes
Indy CC : then what?
Big at ERC : then, if you're no longer single, you are no longer a member
Indy CC : do i win?
Big at ERC : well, we haven't been able to quantify that as winning per se, but yes, you could say that you have "won"
Indy CC : aaahhh what the fuck Jon, this is mesed up
Indy CC : i didn't lose did I?
Big at ERC : no
Indy CC : therefore by reverse i must have won
Indy CC : the goal of the club is to not be in the club?
Big at ERC : you have only lost if you haven't become ineligible at least once before February 28th
Big at ERC : that's it!
Indy CC : ahhhhhhhh
Indy CC : and then what
Big at ERC : the goal of the club is to get out of the vlub
Big at ERC : the club
Indy CC : i mean, whats my motivation?
Big at ERC : to get out of the club
Indy CC : thats it, that is my whole motivation to get out of the club
Big at ERC : yes
Indy CC : hell i didn't even join, now I have to get out?
Indy CC : this is bogus
Big at ERC : yup
Big at ERC : you're in it, no matter if you know you are or not
Indy CC : so what about bob in podunk idaho, what does he do?
Indy CC : what happens if he is still single march 1?
Big at ERC : he lost
Indy CC : so what?
Indy CC : why does that matter?
Big at ERC : It just does!
Indy CC : why?
Indy CC : who cares
Big at ERC : dammit, don't argue with the club!
Indy CC : i am sure bob doesn't
Indy CC : he doesn't even know he is in it
Indy CC : i argue with everything you know me better than that Jon
Indy CC : what is the friggin point
Indy CC : and I wont argur
Indy CC : this is just flat out round
Indy CC : pointless
Indy CC : without purpose
Indy CC : lacking motivation
Indy CC : and what the hell do I win
Big at ERC : shhh
Indy CC : what the hell do i lose
Big at ERC : you already know what you win/lose
Indy CC : then refresh my memory
Indy CC : if i get a woman by feb 27 then what do i win?
Indy CC : if I dont have a woman by march 1 what do i lose?
Indy CC : ha see you have no clue
Indy CC : it is pointless
Big at ERC : shhh
Indy CC : fine if you want to play that way, i could randomly walk down the hall ask a random girl out. Then what
Indy CC : that defies the clubs logic
Big at ERC : no
Indy CC : the club isn't prepard for that kind of nonesense
Big at ERC : you're not ineligible just for asking someone out you dweeb
Indy CC : say what?
Indy CC : are you insulting me
Big at ERC : you can ask someone out, have a lousy time, and not talk to her again
Indy CC : but still i wasn't rejected
Big at ERC : that doesn't get you ineligible
Big at ERC : no
Big at ERC : but you're still single
Indy CC : oh your going to be nit picky
Big at ERC : no
Big at ERC : that's the rule "You have to be single"
Indy CC : well until i see some tangible motivation then bleh to you
Indy CC : and you nonesensical club of DADADA
Big at ERC : bleah yourself!
Indy CC : ha i win