Target: I have a low maintenence chest.

Danno Hung: You still have to bring it in every 3000 miles for a tuneup though, right?

Target: Nah, I know how to change my own oil.

jonthegm: I dunno, but you can check my dipstick anytime...

Target: Your oil pressure's a little low there jonny boy.

jonthegm: That's because you've still got your top on.

Target: still, it looks like you've blown a seal.

jonthegm: Leave my personal life out of this!

Target: Look buddy, I'm the one under your hood right now, so you can shut your trap.

jonthegm: Oh, while you're down there, can you lube the frame?

Target: No, but I'll top off your fluid and change your spark plugs.

Target: God it's grimy in here.

jonthegm: What can I say, no one ever looks at the ENGINE... I mean... seriously...

Target: it's cause they're distracted by this freaking radiator. my GOD man, how does it all fit in here?

jonthegm: Whoa. Don't touch that thing. You'll get burned!

Target: you know, screw it, I'm too tired to be working on this right now.

Target: Bring it into the shop and I'll have my boys look at it.

jonthegm: Whoa! If your boys are the same as last time, I think I'd rather keep it here and work on it myself...